theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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