I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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