Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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