Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Let's get the cat blown out
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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