is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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