There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Randomize
