Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
