Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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