wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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