Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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