Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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