Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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