Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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