garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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