the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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