shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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