He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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