Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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