is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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