Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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