Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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