Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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