you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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