guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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