I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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