He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
be right there i have to get my cape
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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