Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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