have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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