Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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