I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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