But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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