i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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