I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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