"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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