my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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