I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
