quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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