ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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