have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
