Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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