I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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