It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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