dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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