Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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