Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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