his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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