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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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