that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
We just shotgunned beers for America
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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