Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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