Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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