He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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