We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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