Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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