help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
